ET Beware!

A warning to all those extra-terrestrials out there who might have a bit of alien mischief on their minds: don’t even try.  The Association of Mature American Citizens [AMAC] suggests that all illegal aliens – those from other planets and galaxies – pick some other world to invade.  ETs with evil intentions are reminded that NASA’s Planetary Protection Office is at the ready to deal with a war of the worlds, if it comes to that.
In fact, NASA has published a notice, seeking candidates for the position of Planetary Protection Officer.  And, among the first to apply was nine-year-old Jack Davis who calls himself the Guardian of the Galaxy.  But, the job is not what Jack thinks it is.  NASA is looking for someone to promote the responsible exploration of the solar system.